Bag full of silly

captainnaustralia:

captainnaustralia:

fun fact: once in biology my teacher told us that “if you’re ever crying wipe the tears all over your face and they’ll help clear up your skin” then he explained that because tears are designed to clear dust and dirt from your eyes and will do the same for your skin and clear up acne and i remember thinking “excellent, fandom will make me beautiful”

image

this isn’t how i want to be remembered 

wannajoke:

UFO Was Noticed

refreshes:

mom: are you ever gonna clean your room?

me:  image


“faster,” i moaned. “why won’t this page load faster?”

(Source: nygaards)